no, this is patrick.
terry, the next Beyonce

commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

Reblogged from epic-humor, Posted by simpsonz.
baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

Reblogged from unic0rned-llama, Posted by acidocasualidad.
northmiamigoon:

an amazing story

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."